MISCELLANEOUS ALBUM REVIEWS (2010 - 2019)


TEITUR - LET THE DOG DRIVE HOME

Release year: Rating: Key tracks:
2010 8 "Betty Hedges", "You Never Leave LA", "Let the Dog Drive Home"

1) Feel Good; 2) God, I Have So Many Things to Tell You; 3) Waverly Place; 4) Freight Train; 5) Betty Hedges; 6) You Never Leave LA; 7) Stormy Weather; 8) Fly on the Wall; 9) Let the Dog Drive Home; 10) Very Careless People; 11) When I Had It All; 12) All I Remember from Last Night Is You

Cosy, comfortable and gentle singer/songwriter melodies in a certified Scandinavian style.

A long time back there was a short period of roughly 3-4 years where one of my sisters gave me a seemingly random album as a birthday present, with little explanation or context given why she had thought it would make a good gift for me. Let the Dog Drive Home was one of those gifts and I had never heard of Teitur before, but I didn't need to wade into the credits or Wikipedia to figure out he was Scandinavian. There's a particular kind of je ne sais quoi that Nordic artist embed into a number of universal umbrella styles and so even though the gently sung acoustic singer/songwriter musings of Teitur Lassen are something you could hear all over the world, it bears the kind of casual cosiness and friendly intimacy that seems to call the cold North its home. Think Magnet or Jens Lekman, to name a few - Lassen fits right in that same company.

Let the Dog Drive Home is a great example how a skilled chef doesn't need an original recipe to create something that hits the mark. Lassen's chosen sound is tried and tested but loses none of its charm as a result of its familiarity, because everything is so in its right place that it's practically immaculate. He can write a potent melody to build a memorable song around and add the exact right level of flair into the arrangements to make the song pop out without ever losing its precious homeliness, his soft voice gently wades between the instruments in the most inviting manner and the lyrics offer enough distinct personality that it makes paying attention to them worth it to catch the occasional line of wit and insight. The sentiment is often wistful and bittersweet but played out in a manner that makes it downright comforting, and the soft production is there to make it a snug home to sit for a while in. It's almost irritatingly perfect, like someone had been taking lessons how to write this kind of music and then holed up in a studio for months to deliver their graduation thesis - but you can't really hold it against the album either because of how well it sucks you in. Teitur is a very skilled chef who's mastered his chosen cuisine, and it's comfort food that's simply plain pleasant to spend time with.

Just as simply, what's given this longevity is nothing more or less than Lassen's songwriting pen. His hooks and melodies can be massive but they're played with a casual, light-handed touch that almost hides their strength and it only clicks when you go back to the songs and realise just how strongly you recall how each song flows. Let the Dog Drive Home spends most of its time with intimate ballads and dinner party mid-tempos but Lassen is really very good at them and it doesn't matter how many of them he stacks one after another, they all distinguish themselves in some way: of particular note are the slowly awakening "Freight Train", the gentle shuffle of "Waverly Place", the hopeful and yearning sky-reaching of "Betty Hedges" and the widescreen slow dances of "All I Remember from Last Night Is You", which showcase both the creator's and the album's strengths very neatly and may as well be a litmus test to how well someone will vibe with the album. There's often a little surprise hidden within the songs too, like how "Stormy Weather" suddenly interjects noise guitar walls that somehow work as part of the album's overall sonic tapestry, and the couple of side tracts that take a more major break from the general proceedings are tactfully split across the album, distinct enough to jump up from the tracklist but not so much that they'd feel like they're in the wrong company. The bouncy title track in particular instantly lights up the room as it arrives late to the album and injects a hitherto unheard level of freewheeling energy into the proceeds, building up to a giant chorus that's about as anthemic as the album gets. The single status of "You Never Leave LA" is immediately obvious from its thick drum beat (once again, relative to everything else) guiding the song through its gently soaring chorus and fluttering woodwinds, and it's arguably the single strongest standalone example of the album's qualities, and the invisible groove of "God, I Have So Many Things to Tell You" that smoothly snaps forward with its programmed drums shows that Lassen doesn't need all these lush arrangements behind him to get his point across.

But it all comes back to that comfort of it all. Let the Dog Drive Home is an easy album to put on: chilled, smooth and approachable at any time, and that's precisely why it so quickly wraps its finger around you. The particular sounds and ideas that it's adopted are like a comfort blanket in music, both adept at being cosy backgroud music during a quiet evening or as a more focused retreat when things need to step down a notch. I think that kind of approachability is what's particularly unique to singer/songwriters from the Nordic regions, ironic as it is given the stereotype of cold and withdrawn personalities there, and I have to admit that too strikes a chord with someone whose roots are from there. Its homeliness is its greatest strength, but the rating wouldn't be this high if the songs weren't so good that you wanted to specifically reach out for this album instead of the countless others who do the same thing under different voices. I've remained ignorant of what else lies in Teitur's discography and for a while treated this as a nice little collection quirk that's remained in the shelf because of the personal background behind its appearance, but the more it's becoming clear how well it all acts out the more I'm starting to think that maybe I should actually look into a bit further what lies outside this album. Give me a shout in a handful of years and maybe I'll need to revisit this review after binging through Teitur's other works.

Physically: Inside the delightfully vivid yellow digipak (albeit with some sun damage on the spine courtesy of the great sun room incident of 2019) there's two booklets. One is a fold-out poster featuring all the lyrics; the other is a big booklet full of illustrations starring the dog from the cover, with a page or two dedicated to each song with some of the lyrics depicted in art. It's really charming and I love it. There's also a doodle of a tombstone with "Compact Disc, b. 1982" written on it - given how this format so well enables little things like the extra booklet, I can't help but think the lack of a death year is very much intentional.


FOSTER THE PEOPLE - SUPERMODEL

Release year: Rating: Key tracks:
2014 9 "Are You What You Want to Be?", "Ask Yourself", "Best Friend"

1) Are You What You Want to Be?; 2) Ask Yourself; 3) Coming of Age; 4) Nevermind; 5) Pseudologia Fantastica; 6) The Angelic Welcome of Mr. Jones; 7) Best Friend; 8) A Beginner's Guide to Destroying the Moon; 9) Goats in Trees; 10) The Truth; 11) Fire Escape

Imposter syndrome wrapped in larger than life pop songs, when no one expected it.

I don't revere "Pumped Up Kicks" as much as many others do but I'm comfortable enough with it that I think its place in the 2010s commercial indie canon is well deserved. It could also never have been anything but a one hit wonder for Foster the People. Not only because the general public's attitude towards artists of this ilk in the 2010s was very much use-it-and-lose-it, hooking onto a random single from a field where ultimately most artists still tried to focus on albums and who perhaps never were in a position to be able to even follow up the freak hit's success to begin with (how many of these crossover acts actually had more than one real hit?). It was also likely to do with how Torches wasn't going to yield that many further rewards to begin with, bearing the sound of a songwriter trying to write another "Pumped Up Kicks" nine more times and not coming close, if you allow a little generalisation. But that song was a big hit and naturally the album was a success because of it, and eventually the time came to record another one and with it more potential hit songs. I don't think Mark Foster believed for a second he could ever pull it off.

The prevalent theme of Supermodel is the fear of losing everything you've worked for, and above all losing track of who you really are. It's full of questions on whether you truly are the person you could or even should be, whether the life you've wrapped around yourself is really the one you want to live and if you can ever feel content about it, whether you can live your life without trying to look back too much on your past decisions regardless of the collateral damage you've caused along the way - and that's just the first three songs. Supermodel is ridden with anxiety as its narrators question everything about everything, full of desperation to cling onto the things you do have and the constant fear that all of that will one day leave you. It's imposter syndrome as a concept album. It could just as well be simply writing exercises, but Mark Foster sounds exhausted and so ready for a good gut-spill throughout the record that I'm willing to believe there's a good amount of truth in there too. This is the big follow-up album to a genuine hit record by a songwriter who - for all intents and purposes based on his texts - is completely mortified of the prospect of failing the expectations, being considered a fraud or a dumb luck fluke for his past achievements and isn't sure if he even deserves to be in this position to begin with. So to beat his demons, he confronts them and writes an album about them. Supermodel isn't a happy record and its wounds feel raw rather than the kind of relatable melancholy much of Foster the People's peers dabble in. It is at times a surprisingly hard-hitting album as it waves its existential questions around, and primarily because of how sincerely Foster seems to be asking them rather than the lyrics themselves (which, to be fair, are pretty good and often very smart in their turns of phrase).

How those emotions are framed is another thing, and it's actually a little maddening just how invisible Supermodel has become in the wider discourse when as an album it goes a considerable length to be anything but. If Torches could be considered rather one-dimensional in its sound, Supermodel is a clear attempt to avoid that criticism once and for all; a friend of mine once said the album sounded like Foster the People trying to mirror every single one of their peers all at once. It's an occasion where "caleidoscopic" sounds like a genuinely befitting descriptor, where so many different sounds and colours explode all around the songs; hints of psychedelia, nu-disco, earnest singer/songwriter "indie" and stadium pop are peppered throughout in equal measures until they form into a singular, multicoloured bouquet of fireworks. Supermodel considers that big emotions require big musical notions, and so each song moves with giant motions, layered with elements and ideas and reaching for the heavens with every gasp. Even the barebones acoustic palate cleansers - "Goats in Trees" and the acceptingly disquieted closer "Fire Escape" - sound engulfing in their attempted intimacy.

In short, Supermodel dares to dream larger than life - and that's why it's so great. That opening run of songs as mentioned above not only confront the listener with the album's running themes head-on but also revel in how wide Foster and his bandmates have cast their net this time. The world-travelling opener "Are You Who You Want to Be?" was the first thing I heard back from this album back in the day, buried in a surprisingly influential year-end mix a friend had made, and it was hard to believe it was the "Pumped Up Kicks" guys: the tropicalia percussion, rhythmically erratic vocal flows and the pogoing chorus that suddenly bursts to life make for a wild, exciting and unexpected ride that never gets old. The album's centrepiece statement is "Ask Yourself", an existential pop masterpiece that runs abandon with the energy of a stadium anthem while in lyrics and performance it panickingly tries to find the nearest corner to crawl in a fetal position in. It's the album's thesis and ideas rolled into one song. The 80s-influenced floor-filler "Coming of Age" is the most upbeat and liberated the album finds itself in, all yacht rock synths and handclap-worthy melodic beats, and still carries that big vulnerable heart with it. All three are among the best pop songs of the 2010s, and each one is firing entirely different guns yet hitting the same targets. It's commendable how every song on Supermodel not just takes the listener to a brand new journey but how well it pulls it off, the album restlessly trying on new skins like it's paranoid that the moment it stands still it loses focus. With that urgency comes inspiration and that constant surprise becomes one of the record's key strengths, all the while the overall production aesthetics still manage to tie these separate together from one another. It's an album that sounds like it's both unravelling and which retains pitch-perfect control of itself at any time, and that's a really difficult combination to pull off well.

The other thing aspect that jumps out is that it's not afraid to properly lean into its pop inspirations either big time. "Pumped Up Kicks" was an incredibly catchy pop hit dressed up in humble ramshackle fittings, and for the sequel Foster the People have allowed themselves to embrace the power of massive melodic hooks without having to hold back. The songs on Supermodel are ambitious and unashamedly universal and they make the classic mix of downbeat lyrics mixed with upbeat music sound like something fresh and noteworthy again. The sharpness runs through even the more outlying cuts, i.e. the psychedelic flourishes of "Pseudologia Fantastica" (where those MGMT comparisons finally have some ground) and the crunchy, almost shoegaze-y textural walls of "A Beginner's Guide to Destroying the Moon", both which hint at an entirely different album and even a band but which still hold the same widescreen melodies. The choir and horn-propelled firecracker "Best Friend" runs back and forth with the energy of Sonic the Hedgehog having a panic attack while its bass lays down the meanest groove of the album and the song having an overall feel of someone sticking a number of choruses together and pretending they're verses et cetera, and even the heartwrenching epic "The Truth" sweeps grand motions right from the emotional core of the record, hand raised into the sky and beckoning everyone who hears it do so in resonant unison. Grand gestures crash into skyscraping melodies and spine-seizing rhythms.

I rarely find myself going on such hyperbole mode, especially from an album by an artist I otherwise don't really have time for: I've made my opinion on Torches clear enough and anything following Supermodel has sounded like the works of a band who have found themselves at complete loss of direction and unable to get their bearings back. But the results speak for themselves. This was an album I didn't expect much from and yet found something more from it than I could have ever anticipated. Supermodel is one of the best pop albums of its decade and at least half of it is well secured in the pantheon of the decade's key tracks, and as a cohesive piece of work it's both became a source of shared joy with likeminded people as well as a record that has hit a little too personally at times as the arrows it's fired have suddenly breached my defenses. It's such a vibrant yet emotional record that it's absolutely wild to me it's never mentioned by anyone ever. This is Foster the People's actual legacy, not their one hit

Physically: Jewel case with a lyrics booklet - each song gets its own, very vividly illustrated page which is very cool.


TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN - MUSIC INSPIRED BY THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SCROOGE

Release year: Rating: Key tracks:
2011 7 "Glasgow 1877", "Cold Heart of the Klondike", "A Lifetime of Adventure"

1) Glasgow 1877; 2) Into the West; 3) Duel & Cloudscapes; 4) Dreamtime; 5) Cold Heart of the Klondike; 6) The Last Sled; 7) Goodbye, Papa; 8) To Be Rich; 9) A Lifetime of Adventure; 10) Go Slowly Now, Sands of Time Bonus track: 11) A Lifetime of Adventure (Alternative Version)
Deluxe Edition CD2: Instrumental Versions: 1) Glasgow 1877; 2) Into the West; 3) Duel & Cloudscapes; 4) Dreamtime; 5) Cold Heart of the Klondike; 6) The Last Sled; 7) Goodbye, Papa; 8) To Be Rich; 9) A Lifetime of Adventure; 10) Go Slowly Now, Sands of Time

A fantasy soundtrack to accompany a Scrooge McDuck comic from a symphonic metal musician. Don't you just love how something like this exists at all?

Like all Finnish people, I have a deep and deeply cultural personal affection towards Donald Duck and the rest of his extended family - an ostensibly American creation who has been adopted by Europe so keenly that this continent has created an entire universe around Donald that his birth country doesn't have the faintest clue of (Mickey though? You guys can keep him, he's considered filler content in the EU). Nowhere as much as in Finland, where Donald is a practically a national hero and whose titular weekly comic series has been going since 1951 and forms an integral part of everyone's upbringing. My favourite Donald Duck artist is Keno Don Rosa whose works I own in hardbound books multiple times over, and his magnum opus is considered to be The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck: a multi-story series which pulls together every single reference to Scrooge's past that the character's original creator Carl Barks ever included in his stories (no matter how slight) and then forms the "official" biography of the world's richest duck through them, from literal rags in his childhood Scotland to his rise to the top. It's a genuinely fantastic collection full of great art, great writing and a range of emotions across both the main series and the supplementary works, and it's also one of my favourite pieces of Donald Duck related media.

Tuomas Holopainen on the other hand is the principal songwriter, keyboard player and all-around figurehead of the Finnish metal band Nightwish - a band who, beyond one album, I have no real attachment towards. More importantly, Holopainen is not only a huge Donald Duck fan (he's a Finn, so it checks out) but also a wannabe soundtrack composer. Music Inspired by the Life and Times of Scrooge is exactly what it says on the title, a pseudo-score which has been inspired by the comic series and at times is meant to literally soundtrack particular sequences or story beats from it: the album was Holopainen's passion project which he had kept in his mind for years until he finally got the time (and the fuck-you levels of money and clout to do whatever he wants) to put it together. Through it he finally gets to indulge in his dreams of being a movie composer further than he could in his band, resulting in a largely orchestral album full of big budget Hollywood bombast in its magnificent string and horn sections, pounding drums and Holopainen's guiding piano, with a little bit of his metal flair surfacing from time to time. In other words, it's exactly what you'd expect from a soundtrack album by a symphonic metal composer obsessed about fantasy scores. And it's got over-the-top vocals and dramatic narration, too.

It's plenty cheesy but I'm open to embracing that cheese - I love that these colossal orchestral songs are dedidcated to retelling a cartoon duck's journey from rags to riches through song, and I do also have a particular soft spot in my heart for overblown music production. That said, without that connection to the comics which I also love, I doubt I would have given this the time I have over the years. Holopainen has lofty dreams of being a movie composer but he doesn't have a unique voice when he tries to enter that field: Music Inspired by The Life and Times of Scrooge is a potpourri of fantasy soundtrack tropes that are only ever really given their own character when Holopainen either leans a little bit more on Scrooge's Celtic heritage (I'm just a sucker for bagpipes, uileann pipes, you name it) or his own background in operatic metal comes to surface. He's a talented composer but one who's strongly indebted to his inspirations and idols, and his only personal touch is his love for all things humongous which means that subtlety is banned word in his studio. Because I'm deeply familiar with the original comic I can follow the emotional beats Holopainen goes for with each song, but as an actual musical listening experience it doesn't sound like anything that would be truly unique for this story, and you could slot it into any Hollywood-inspired occasion that calls for vaguely defined Epic Fantasy Music.

But that's then where the vocals step in and do the heavy lifting, because you can just have those reference points sung aloud to drive in the connection between the inspiration and the music. Most of the songs feature one voice or another, ranging from textural choirs to spoken word narration (from Scrooge's POV, with a gentle Scottish brogue): half of the album has traditional rock vocals where the lyrics either literally reference the characters during particular plot points or they convey the general theme of the album i.e. that Scrooge doesn't seek fortunes to be rich per se, but to have a rich life full of adventure and memories worth treasuring. The vocals are mostly fine: I can't get into the heavily accented power metal vocals in "Cold Heart of the Klondike" (the closest thing to a Nightwish song here, just add some power chords), but the bulk of the singing throughout does actually add that little bit of extra atmosphere that the songs call for. This is where my lifetime of headbanging to Sonic the Hedgehog vocal themes probably helps and has prepared me for: I am absolutely accepting of corny lyrics about cartoon characters that not only take themselves completely seriously but also try and reach for something larger than life with what they're saying. Sometimes they hit a right sweet spot, too: the main "theme" of sorts of the entire project, "A Lifetime of Adventure", gives that glorious fuzzy hair-raising feeling that you'd want from a grand sweeping anthem of this ilk. My favourite song here, incidentally, is the alternative version of "A Lifetime of Adventure" which has ostensibly been included as a bonus track - it strips away the drums and guitars and only leaves the orchestra to accompany the vocals, but that somehow makes the song sound even more dramatic.

Despite everything that you could hold against it - the somewhat generic backdrops, the sometimes clunky vocals, the love-or-hate cheesiness of it all - Music Inspired by The Life and Times of Scrooge is definitely one of its kind. Even though it has flaws you can tell how much it means to its creator, and it's awash with overwhelming passion and dedication to its source material and The Concept so much that it's hard not to admire it for that alone. You probably need to know the comic to some degree to get everything out of it or to even be in the mindset to be able to get anything out of it, but that's fine: this is a big-budget niche product and Holopainen gladly hasn't made any compromises to his vision to make it more palatable for audiences more familiar with his usual fare. This isn't album I listen to often - or one that I particularly adore either - but I deeply love that something like this exists to begin with - and sometimes when you least expect it, it can even manage to catch you emotionally by surprise.

Physically: The copy I have is the flashy deluxe edition of the album, which comes in a wide digibook package (not neatly square-shaped as pictured above) - it was something my dad randomly bought for me around the album's release for no real reason, and in hindsight that was actually really thoughtful of him - he doesn't really show his love out in the air or give gifts, so I appreciate just knowing that he remembered by love for Don Rosa and put 1+1 together between that and my music nerdiness. The cover art is drawn by Don Rosa himself and the booklet within the packaging features a ton of his initial rough sketches and storyboard drafts for the original comics - there's also a big centrepiece photo of Holopainen and Don Rosa smiling side by side, which is both awkward and adorable. The deluxe edition also comes with a bonus disc with instrumental versions of all songs which I've maybe listened to once in my entire lifetime - I haven't spent the space talking about it specifically because, well, it's the instrumentals and that's that. I guess if you find the vocals genuinely difficult to stomach, the instrumental versions allow you to treat the whole thing as an actual score of sorts.


VILLE LEINONEN - HEI TAAS

Release year: Rating: Key tracks:
2017 6 "Kultani mun", "Anna rakas raju hetki", "Ota kii"

1) Kultani mun; 2) Tahdon sinut; 3) Vastaa jo, please; 4) Nasta pimu; 5) Sadepisaroita; 6) Sinä olet hän; 7) Anna rakas raju hetki; 8) Ota kii; 9) Tyydytys; 10) Me emme laske viiteen

A brief introduction to Finnish 80s synth-disco fever. In the form of a covers record.

The late 2010s/early 2020s have seen a renewed interest in Finland on how our nation experienced and interpreted the 1980s and the synthesizers that came with it, both in form of a clear inspiration in new acts as well as through various selector compilations reintroducing the known and more importantly the now-unknown acts for modern audiences. Like so many countries Finland too was seduced by the new possibilities provided by the shiny technology of the era, and the various continental European sub-scenes (particularly italo disco and anything that was happening in Germany) acted as a firmer influence than what was happening in the Anglosphere. When those influences met up with the grand Finnish schlager tradition or our other charmingly awkward cultural peculiarities - including the language that at best was a clumsy match in this new environment - they lended the familiar electronic sounds a distinct feel: an imprint of our own that has now started to be re-appreciated as newer generations have embraced it rather than be embarrassed by it.

The adult contemporary singer Ville Leinonen was a frontrunner in this regard with 2017's Hei taas, the sequel to his 2007 album Hei!. The first Hei! found Leinonen digging through the 70s Finnish schlager songbook, covering a selection of carefully chosen songs with a faithful and loving touch. Hei taas does the same but this time the scope is aimed at the 1980s and the uneasy companionship that disco and synth pop made with traditional Finnish easy listening music. Five of the songs are Finn-originals, the other five are based on translated versions of international hits which success-seeking artists and producers converted into a more linguistically palatable form: most notably Modern Talking's "You're My Heart, You're My Soul" ("Ota kii") and Irene Cara's "Fame" ("Me emme laske viiteen"). Leinonen keeps his versions loyal to the originals: the sounds and arrangements aren't 100% 1-to-1 but for most parts they're as close as you can get and the production sticks to the 80s aesthetic throughout and imitates the original synthwork as much as possible in tone (and most importantly the songs retain all those wonderful arpeggio fills that seems to be a signature move of this decade). Nine out of ten songs were originally sung by women and it's made very obvious in a very eighties-esquely stereotyped way, and Leinonen retains those original lyrics while keeping a straight face: there's definitely a clash between the lyrics and the performance here that's absolutely intentional and in itself a gimmick for some of these songs, most obviously "Sadepisaroita", originally sung by the then-12 year old Jonna Tervomaa and coming across nearly surreal when sung by a grown man.

The song selection is in general really well put together and bears the feel of an archival passion project where Leinonen has avoided any obvious big hits and instead he's chosen personal favourites and lost gems that time has forgotten. Some of these are real treasures and unearthing them for people who weren't there originally to discover now is a real cultural boon. "Kultani mun" (as made famous by Berit) is a dramatic 80s torchsong that's absolutely on par with any international classic, the aforementioned "Sadepisaroita" is lovely bubblegum sweetness, "Anna rakas raju hetki" (Nisa Soraya) has become a Finnish camp cult favourite and struts with confidence, and "You're My Heart, You're My Soul" is an absolute evergreen smash no matter what language it's in and thus "Ota kii", which doesn't dare to stray away from the original beyond the vocals, gets full points by default. Bringing them to the spotlight is a chance to give them the respect they deserve, especially non-translated songs - Finland could be toe to toe with the best (or worst, depending on your point of view) of the decade and before Hei taas and the various archival releases that have followed over the years, it wasn't something I really had realised. There's just one issue here, in this selection of various crate-digging catches - and that's Leinonen himself.

The thing is, Hei taas can't escape from sounding like a karaoke album.You can tell Leinonen is genuinely into this music, but it's also obvious that he's operating well outside his musical comfort zone and there's no way you can turn him into a convincing disco diva with his dry, almost timid vocals. His singing takes some time getting used to and even after you do get used to them, it just becomes more apparent that Leinonen himself doesn't actually add anything to these songs. If you play those original versions side-by-side as a comparison, you start to wish this was a compilation, a mixtape someone made to showcase some old favourites. The best of the best of the songs still shine bright even with Leinonen in the lead, but with many of the others you get this feeling like you've loaded up a track in a playlist and accidentally added a license-dodging "as made famous by..." version instead. Hei taas looks and talks the part, but doesn't walk it. Plus while the tracklist is mostly fine, when the album does take a dip it absolutely plummets. Funny enough, the most offending numbers are the onest that feature the most creative freedom in contrast to the originals: "Sinä olet hän" (another Berit cut) is destroyed by Leinonen's creative decision to turn the chorus into a monotonous churn with distracting backing vocals, and "Nasta pimu" (Kake Randelin) wasn't particularly good to begin with but the mindnumbing repetitiveness of it and the endless key changes and tempo increases that are piled up on its plain bones (which the song mistakens to be something actually interesting) turn it actually obnoxious. Even though Leinonen performing along a karaoke VHS for the rest of the album isn't ideal, it feels positive given what seems to happen when he finally doesn't.

I have a slight soft spot for Hei taas because it was what first piqued my interest to dig deeper into the Finnish synthesizer histories, but as it is sometimes the more you start listening to the originals the more the recreations begin to lose their shine. I practically feel bad for criticising Leinonen like I have - no one records an album like this unless they really love the source material - but it's him that has effectively converted this into a niche release and a collection curio rather than something genuinely unique and exciting. There's a great compilation inside these covers and the liner notes, which include brief biographies of the original artists and recordings as well as a general history of the period being paid tribute to, just further emphasise that. But that collection becoming a covers album simply leaves me conflicted.

Physically: Standard jewel case, with a rather interesting booklet as described above.


LORDE - MELODRAMA

Release year: Rating: Key tracks:
2017 8 "Green Light", "The Louvre", "Supercut"

1) Green Light; 2) Sober; 3) Homemade Dynamite; 4) The Louvre; 5) Liability; 6) Hard Feelings/Loveless; 7) Sober II (Melodrama); 8) Writer in the Dark; 9) Supercut; 10) Liability (Reprise); 11) Perfect Places

A landmark that clearly aspires to be a landmark - and fair play, it works.

Melodrama is billed as a break-up album and it has all the theatre and big emotion we expect from such as things as consumers, but it's self-aware about it: it knows the role it should play and performs it with gusto. If it hasn't clicked with the listener that Melodrama is playing up its concept and having fun with it by the time "Writer in the Dark" appears - a song where Lorde explicitly warns her ex about the dangers of ending a relationship with a songwriter who'll immortalise them in a song - then it's not because Lorde hasn't been dropping enough hints along the way, including the wink and nudge of the title. It's no wonder that this has become such a revered record in the modern pop scene - it gleefully gives its audience exactly what they want when they hear the plot summary of a big pop artist making an epic personal tale of a record about their relationship woes.

The other thing Melodrama does is take great strides in reinventing Lorde. Pure Heroine was skeletal and cold: aspects that made it stand out so much to begin with and which then left ripples in pop for years to come. Trying to repeat the same approach would have been stale on arrival and in order to break free from its shadow, Lorde's opted for the complete opposite approach with Melodrama. It's laced with a detailed and layered sound, moving forward with a sense of grandeur and a higher energy - there's bigger choruses, more intricate arrangements and of course greater drama. Lorde herself is far more approachable and open to engage with the listener as well, leaving the detached teenager of her debut behind. Now she's bellowing notes and riding the music, being playful with her vocal hooks in full knowledge they'll be instantly adopted by the fans (see: the finger gun *chk-chk* in "Perfect Places". She even leaves a little space for warmth and even subtle humour in her songs: "they'll hang us in the Louvre / Down the back but who cares, still the Louvre" comes to mind the most, but there's many other moments across the album where her half-conversational, half-thesaurus-skimming style has matured and often strikes with smart lines that leave you doing a double take afterwards. Melodrama is well and truly a song cycle about her split with her ex and the life before and after, but Lorde avoids the usual clichés and frameworks for such stories, and it's for the benefit of the overall narrative. Heck, the plot twist of "Liability"'s first verse is still such a power move, keeping in mind 2010's pop's obsession with try-hard same-sex tantalisation; on "Liability" Lorde playfully subverts it yet somehow the "reveal" at the end of the verse strikes an emotional chord that you didn't necessarily expect going in and it paints the rest of the song in a different colour.

Melodrama has the air of Lorde deliberately aiming to make a grand statement of an album, like she spent time listening to similar magnum opus records in pop history and then took notes and drafted a list of items for herself to tick one after another when planning out Melodrama. It's almost too perfect from a design perspective (you even have all these reprises and vague sequel songs that signal serious art at play), but what makes it resonant above all is that Lorde has loaded the record up with really sublime songs that stand up to the lofty expectations. That's another huge difference from Pure Heroine, which held its nose up in teenage sneer about being a pop album and the results were accordingly muted. Here, Lorde sounds like she's actually enjoying her career choice. "Green Light" may have never become a genuine hit but it sure as hell sounds like a worldwide smash that we may as well retcon it into one, continuing to radiate with excitement like it was still fresh and going forward in a mad rush of hook-laden fervour - it's the best pop single of 2017 and proudly opens the album, signalling the change in attitude. There's plenty more of its caliber, too: "Supercut" and "Perfect Places" offer the same anthemic joie-de-vivre, "Homemade Dynamite" and "Sober" have a suave swagger that sounds like a grown-up version of Pure Heroine and "Hard Feelings/Loveless" and "Liability" form a gracefully touching heart in the centre. "The Louvre" is probably going to hold the title of Lorde's career highlight for a very long time, slowly and beautifully building up with grace and beauty until it finally unfolds, not with an explosion but with a gentle reveal like walking into the light after days in the dark: the Twin Peaks guitars leading the song to an ethereally dreamy instrumental outro.

What seals the deal is how the production and Lorde herself pull the songs together. Jack Antonoff's lush production gives the songs sonic depth and strength and layers to geek over - this is arguably his greatest production job out of his countless collaborations in the surrounding years, and likely the reason why so many want to work with him in the first place. Lorde's own steadfast performance now also lives up to the voice-of-the-generation reputation that some were trying to crown her with after Pure Heroine, with her sounding more engaged and confident behind the wheel and sounding every bit as mysterious and powerful as the aura she projects. Everything works almost immaculately, with only shades of flaws scattered around: the reprise of "Liability" and "Sober II" threaten to fall between the cracks but the strength in production and performance brush off the weaknesses elsewhere. There's a reason that Melodrama's reputation has lived on and formed a legacy of its own and it's how immediately impressive and undeniable in its presence it is - like it never had any choice but to become a lifeline for some listeners and still an immediately memorable highlight for others. It remains to be seen whether she'll ever actually live up to it again; - the discourse around Solar Power around its release arguably twisted Melodrama from a discography milestone into a weight on her shoulders that she's forced to carry forevermore - but it proudly stands on its own two feet as one of the key pop records of the decade.

Physically: Jewel case with a thick booklet featuring artwork, photos, lyrics and a dedication note from Lorde.


JON HOPKINS - SINGULARITY

Release year: Rating: Key tracks:
2018 8 "Emerald Rush", "Feel First Life", "Luminous Beings"

1) Singularity; 2) Emerald Rush; 3) Neon Pattern Drum; 4) Everything Connected; 5) Feel First Life; 6) C O S M; 7) Echo Dissolve; 8) Luminous Beings; 9) Recovery

A makebelieve soundtrack for deep space exploration.

I bought Singularity in the wake of No Man's Sky. The game had seen its release a whole two years earlier, it has absolutely nothing to do with Jon Hopkins or this album and to be honest I've never played it myself because I don't care for endless craft-a-thons. But my partner did play it and I watched them sink hours into the game, and I do also love deep sci-fi and the concept of exploring unknown worlds - and above all I loved the soundtrack that 65daysofstatic had created for that game. The instrumental score captured so vividly and beautifully the striking, imagination-rich atmosphere of visiting alien landscapes and charting the marvels of the unknown, and though I never touched the game directly I was obsessed with the soundtrack and the endless images it conjured in my mind, based both on what I had seen from the game as well as similar media. I was eventually left craving more of where that soundtrack came from, something else that could capture the vast fascination of infinite space and its mysteries. The first time I heard excerpts from Singularity, I knew I had found it.

Musically Singularity and the No Man's Sky soundtrack are in most parts different beasts altogether. While both are atmospheric and electronic, 65daysofstatic come from a post-rock background and it shows in the dynamics of their score; meanwhile Hopkins is a full-time electronic producer, most famous for his brushes with ambient (and his Coldplay collaborations). What both works of music have in common however are their bold and dense soundscapes, so evocative of the science fiction realms that they intentionally tap into for inspiration (the celestial artwork for Singularity can't be a coincidence). The shimmering synths and propulsive percussions of Singularity would be at home in any self-respectic spacecraft, playing behind as you gaze through the window of your spaceship and watch the cosmos unfold. It sounds immense and above all immersive, towering over the listener through the speakers and laying out a sonic landscape ahead to giddily get lost within. The songs are frequently lengthy, culminating in a couple of grandstanding centrepieces stretching over ten minutes, and typically they sound like they should be soundtracking something - and it's likely that while you listen to it, combinations of scenery and memories from all kinds of appropriate media will race in your head. While the backbone of the songs is often in the colossal, high-BPM beats that keep them moving, Singularity is not really a dance album: its overall arrangements are within Hopkins' ambient realm, with glacial pianos, textural synth patterns and stargazing lead melodies taking the centre stage. The oft-contrasting drums keep it moving and alive though, adding a sense of urgency to what would perhaps otherwise be something that would pause the world to a still. Sometimes that contradiction is fantastic, sometimes it's maybe not needed, but I can at least understand what Hopkins was trying to whenever those enormous drum hits appear.

At its best Singularity is transportative. Particularly so in its second half, which forms a sequence of widescreen atmospheric heaven that carries me in my mind to brand new sights light years away from this modern mundanity. The haunting "Feel First Life" and its choirs, the escalating shimmer of "C O S M" and the ethereal minimalism of "Echo Dissolve" are peak nomansskycore, and the escalating run of resonant gorgeousness is capped by the album's grand 12-minute showcase "Luminous Beings" which flickers with trascendental grace and worry-free airlessness for as long as it pleases and you don't mind at all. It's music that is designed to take you away somewhere else entirely when it pours through your headphones, filling the air with a genuine sense of awe at its very best moments. It's a very bottom-loaded album though and whilst the first half is by no means a slog - and the appropriately name "Emerald Rush" in particular is the album's runaway hit and the perfect lead-in to grab the listener's attention - it does at times feel like a very long buid-up to where the album really starts hitting those sweet spots. You can really feel the 60-minute+ length of this sometimes, and the more time I spend with this the more I just want to hop into the evocative space of the second half.

I'd still recommend this in a heartbeat to any other likeminded spacefarers. During its high points Singularity captures that one hyper-specific yet vague thematic notion of sci-fi horizons so alluringly that you could be mistaken for thinking it's a real genre umbrella, and there's few works which creatively mine that concept so well.

Physically: Gatefold sleeve. The CD is stored in an inner slip which also has the credits printed on.


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